The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
I’m Only Here For The Sam.
(So true.)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The Best Part of Waking Up Is Sam In Your Cup.
(…Teehee.)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Race For The Sam.
(I’m pretty sure that’s a yes...)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
It Needn’t Be Hell With Sam.
(This might be a yes too...)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
The Joy Of Sam.
(BE MY FRIEND AND FEEL JOY.)

6. To someone you dislike?
Have You Forgotten How Good Sam Tastes?
(What? Whaaaat?)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
A Glass and a Half in Every Sam.
(Well, no wonder I have to pee.)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
All The Sam That’s Fit to Print.
(My printer broke, that’s why I’m home late! )

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
The Sam that Smiles Back.
(Maybe I’m failing because I smile too much?)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The Sam Breakfast.
(I’d never eat breakfast again because I’d kill myself after they break up with my for being weird. )

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
You need a Sam.
(YOU DO. YOU DOOOO.)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Sam.
(Yes, yes it does.)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
We’re Always Low on Sam.
(I need more then!)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Time To Make The Sam.
(And the movie will be about robots.)

15. Your last words before you die...
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Sam.
(I have nothing to say...)

16. Your message to a special someone…
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get a Sam.
(LOL.)

17. Title of this post will be…
Dial Down The Sam.


Well, this was fun xD.